I like video games, but that doesn't mean I'm a nerd who sits inside all day discussing teraflops over XboxLive - I have a pathological hatred of World of Warcraft (WoW? No, CraP.) Because I work with at least two people per day who think talking about Orcs and guilds for nine hours straight is actually interesting. FYI: Its not.

In case you hadn't guessed, my favourite band is Muse. If you don't know who they are, YouTube them right now and listen. They're British, as am I and my favourite Muse song is Muscle Museum, not Darkshines - that may shock you, but Muscle Museum doesn't make for a great online name. That said, they recorded 'Assassin' years after I chose my name, I picked Assassin randomly out of the dictionary when 'Darkshine' was taken. Creepy, much? (Actually, no.)

I'm very opinionated but I like to present my argument in an intelligent manner and not "WTF U NOOOO000Boneone" etc. If you speak like that, die. Now.

I don't have a favourite food but I love a Starbucks in the morning. Not in a deviant sexual way. My favourite colour is green. Xbox is superior to Playstation. Pyramid Head is the best monster ever. oneone.

I'm a cat person. I'm not married and I don't have any children as they frighten me. What are you supposed to do with them? They leak out of every orifice and you can't hold a conversation with them.

I drink tea because I like it, not because I'm English. Got that? Not Scottish, Irish or Welsh. English. No, I don't live in London. More's the pity.

I don't drink alcohol. At all. Not even a wine with dinner. A whine with dinner, on the other hand, is always welcome.

I don't hate people, I hate stupid people.

I hate supermarkets, love clothes (go figure), I'm a man so sometimes I'm insensitive and mean. Get over it. I'm bisexual so if you don't care for those kind of shenanigans, bugger off. In the nicest possible way. Which isn't very nice.

I'm an atheist, not a Satanist, but I'm not against Satanism.
Yes, I'm a Marilyn Manson fan. Yes, I do like all his albums. My favourite is Mechanical Animals.

I wouldn't kick Angelina Jolie out of bed for eating crackers. I'd like to think I'm intelligent but sometimes I am so fucking slow its painful.
I threaten to stab people a lot. I don't mean it.

Maybe. Just don't annoy me.

My journal (link to the left) is friends only. Sometimes I may discuss or write about adult themes. Shock, horror. I don't discriminate on friends applications, but the rule is, its my journal, I can say what I like.

This is jam hot. Apparently.